Affiliate Disclosure

Some future articles may include affiliate links, sponsorships, product samples, discounts, or other material relationships. When that happens, disclosures should be clear, conspicuous, and near the relevant recommendation.

Editorial Independence

Money should never buy a fake orgasm of enthusiasm. Reviews and recommendations should say what is useful, weird, compromised, overpriced, or worth your attention.

Reader Standard

If a relationship could affect how a reader interprets a recommendation, it should be disclosed in plain language before or next to the link, not buried in a footer shrine.

Current Status

This MVP contains affiliate-ready patterns but no active affiliate links at launch.